Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

Mustard: so tasty you’ll resort to begging to get more of it.

Please tell your friends about this show.

Ok, if you don’t get that joke, start watching Arrested Development. Monday’s episode had me rolling on the floor laughing and that’s immediately following a Fiesta Bowl which had me reaching for a gun I don’t even have.

New Years has come and gone and Crowley has fallen! Sure it took a little help from his friends (right now Crowley is saying “jerks” and flipping me off). But damn if it wasn’t fun. Booter’s Buffy Power Hour = Awesome. Killing the keg in 27 hours = Also awesome. Having a Battle of the Sexes questions which actually asked: In cooking, what do you beat until stiff? = Priceless. And we even managed to not send my sister running off screaming into the night. For more priceless quotes, please visit Crowley’s blog.

So three things from the fiesta bowl:

1. Wow, Ohio State looked pretty damn good

2. Wow, Notre Dame got its ass handed to it.

3. Wow, Brent Musburger needs to be taken out back and shot because holy crap, his commentary actually had me cheering for the clock to run out on ND. That was the absolute most inane commentary I’ve ever heard. Oh, and did you know that Brady Quinn’s sister is dating OSU’s AJ Hawk? I think I might have heard Musburger mention it once or twice during the game.

Super quick reviews;

King Kong – Love it. Crazy fun adventure that still stays true to the original.

Family Stone – Decent enough romantic dramedy. Though excellent shout out to Royal Tenebaums at the end. Craig T. Nelson working to keep the career alive after The Incredibles.

The Producers – Pretty much the Broadway show. Good for being that but the original is superior. Will Ferrell is pretty damn funny though. Stay through the credits for the best Ferrell song since “Dust in the Wind”.

News and notes:

Scrubs is back! Holy crap those were hilarious episodes last night. When J.D. loses one of his “Man” cards because his urinalysis comes back positive for birth control pills, I almost peed myself.

Giants in the playoffs! Woooo!!!

Lazy Sunday. Yeah, everyone’s seen it. See it again. It’s the best the SNL has done in the last decade. And it might be another decade before they do another this funny.

Strip updates coming back online.

Seriously watch Arrested Development. It’s funnier than the King of Queens. I promise.

Until next time:

“Couples therapy is killing me.”
”I don't know how you do it! Make love with your lady in front of some old dude who's filming you?”
”That's not couples therapy, Todd.”
”Then what did I do?”
”You did amateur porn!”
”Sweet.”