Mustard – now I want the burger to go with it.
So Sarah Silverman’s Paris Hilton jokes while hosting the MTV Movie Awards? Slightly awkward, no? Still at least she had the balls not to pander to the crowd. The pre-show was almost enough to make me not want to see the upcoming Transformers movie. And Pirates 2 winning best movie? Further proof American youth is made up of worthless peons.
Shrek the Third – What happened? Really disappointing. Couldn’t the writers have come up with something a little better than that? Sure it had a couple of funny moments (Gingerbread Man’s life flashing before his eyes was brilliant and Snow White happy animal song suddenly turning into The Immigrant Song was phenomenal) but I feel like it was one gag set piece into another. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of characters squeezed in just for the sake of having them (why bring Seth Rogan and Ian McShane in if you’re only going to give them 3 lines?). Maybe Shrek has just worn out its welcome and its humorous take on pop culture has reached its saturation point. Not looking forward to the impending train wreck of Shrek 4.
Have you seen list of composers for the new Smash Bros game? It’s a freaking Who’s Who of the video game industry. Sure it doesn’t necessarily mean characters from all these games will be in it but it sure gets the mind a-wondering. A Chrono Trigger character? A guy can dream.
News and Notes:
The overused buzz word for this month: Green Technology.
Entourage Season 3 is over…boooo! Entourage Season 4 starts in two weeks…yay!
How bout those Ducks?
You know if Roger Clemens doesn’t hurry things up he’s going to miss the Yankee ship before it completely burns to the ground.
Until next time:
“You ever hear of the theory that if you kill a butterfly in the past, it can drastically alter the present? Well who knows what else we changed.”
“Tonight on the Tonight Show, movie star George Clooney.”
“Oh, he's good.”
“Comedian Dave Chappelle.”
“He's funny, like him.”
“And musician Harry Connick Jr.”
“Wow, what a show.”
“And now, ladies and gentleman, heeeeeeeeeere's Chevy!”
“Oh god Brian, we messed up bad! We messed up real bad!”
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